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Dwight: Phyllis, why is it taking so long?
Phyllis: Hmm. He found out his little angel’s been screwing the beet-farming weirdo. He’s trying to make it make sense in his brain. And then he’s going to come out here and kill you.
Jim: Thank you, Phyllis.
Phyllis: You’re welcome.
The Office, 5x11 The Duel - Deleted Scene


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(500) Days of Summer.

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